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Dumper truck delights

They got me out of the bar again , this time to talk about the 2 ways of getting to the Mojacar Hash. One is by dumper truck with square wheels, the other, I can’t quite remember. We managed to close down the famous Esquinica Bar/Hotel last time. The baggage sur la plage says it will only open up this year if we do the washing up.Also change the sheets, were there any.? Anyhow in Mojacar , this Rincon de embruyo [corner of enchantment] Phoenician knocking shop, UFO centre, and lay line junction, we will return this time to the charms and delights of el Hostal arco Plaza, in the main square. A genuine Spanish atmosphere with no English spoken, todos en suite barmaids and French widows in most rooms. There is a new bar next door reportedly run by an ageing great train robbers or the Spanish mafia or something. Should do nicely. Then its out, sharp left and up 3 flights to campaign H.Q. at Gordons bar. etc. etc. Harrumph.

The tourist centre has promised us Outpatient status if we show up again. I can explain inpatients status over a few beers. So can Great White Hope and Yellow Perelo and Benghazi. They are members already. Thanks to Flatly and Too Tuff for all their outlandish help, and to Chicki for keeping her kit on. And Penguino for trying to introduce some rules, Courtizan Mui Grande for the homily on the terrazza, Ooh La La for being ooh la la. And Posh Hash and Goldflinger for having good vocal chords. And Tres Litra Anita for nearly entertaining the troops at campaign H.Q.

Now were’s the bar?
On On

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Publication courtesy of Fannyrat Productions accompanied by Simon Bastard Bellow

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